Fifty Ways to Steal an Election

Fifty ways to Steal an election

The problem is all inside your head, Al said to Reid

The answer is easy if you take it logically

I’d like to help you in your struggle to be filibuster-free

There must be fifty ways to steal an election

Al said it’s really is my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued

But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways to steal an election

Fifty ways to steal an election

Just double-count the right ballots Jack.

Make a new plan, Stan

You don’t need to be coy, Roy

Just steal them for me.

Make a big Rush, Gus

You don’t need to discuss much

Don’t count the absentees, Lee

Just lose them for me

Reid said it grieves me to see Coleman in such pain

I wish he would do the right thing, quit and give in

Al said I appreciate that and would please explain

About the fifty ways

Reid said why don’t we just have the Senate vote on it tonight,

And in the morning, the Republicans will begin to see the light

But then McConnell said well that just ain’t right

There can’t be fifty ways to steal an election

Fifty ways to steal election