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Fifty Ways to Steal an Election

Posted on January 16, 2009

 Fifty ways to Steal an election




The problem is all inside your head, Al said to Reid


The answer is easy if you take it logically


I’d like to help you in your struggle to be filibuster-free


There must be fifty ways to steal an election



Al said it’s really is my habit to intrude


Furthermore, I hope my meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued


But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude


There must be fifty ways to steal an election


Fifty ways to steal an election



Just double-count the right ballots Jack.


Make a new plan, Stan


You don’t need to be coy, Roy


Just steal them for me.



Make a big Rush, Gus


You don’t need to discuss much


Don’t count the absentees, Lee


Just lose them for me



Reid said it grieves me to see Coleman in such pain


I wish he would do the right thing, quit and give in


Al said I appreciate that and would please explain


About the fifty ways



Reid said why don’t we just have the Senate vote on it tonight,


And in the morning, the Republicans will begin to see the light


But then McConnell said well that just ain’t right


There can’t be fifty ways to steal an election


Fifty ways to steal election



Just double-count the right ballots Jack.


Make a new plan, Stan


You don’t need to be coy, Roy


Just steal them for me.



Make a big Rush, Gus


You don’t need to discuss much


Don’t count the absentees, Lee


Just lose them for me