Posts Tagged ‘BP’

Red State Energy, Red State Jobs

November 29th, 2011 by John Feehery

Wind Energy

All-of-the-above is officially the mantra for Republicans when it comes to energy security.

Republicans understand that electricity generation is extraordinarily important to American progress. Without electricity, we can’t play with our iPads, air condition our homes, cook our breakfasts, watch television, get money from the ATM, shop for food, or do just about anything else we need to do on an hourly basis.

It was Benjamin Franklin who first discovered electricity and ever since that time, we have harnessed its power to improve our daily lives.

We manufacture electricity in many different ways in this country. We split atoms to create nuclear energy. We burn coal and natural gas. We build damns that generate power through water. We use energy from the sun. We harness the wind.

Some of these strategies are cleaner than others. Nuclear has no emissions, but leaves toxic waste. Coal mining is dirty, and coal burning pollutes the air (no matter how much the ad campaigns talk about clean coal). Natural gas burns cleaner, but shale fracking requires the use of tons of water, and there are questions about its environmental effects. Solar power, of course, is very clean, but not very predictable. The same can be said for wind power. The wind doesn’t always blow, after all.

What Would AmocoMan Do?

June 16th, 2010 by John Feehery

In the late 1970’s/early 1980’s, Amoco Torch magazine, at the time one of the largest circulated company magazines in the world, featured a comic strip called “AmocoMan.”

It was the story of a mild-mannered oil company employee Jeffrey Ledfrey (lead free, get it?), his long-suffering Pet dog Roleum (Pet Roleum, get it?), his girlfriend, Polly Ester (polyester is a bi-product that comes from oil), who works as a clerk with Jeffrey.

One day, Ledfrey mistakenly tasted some mysterious oil substance that had crashed into Earth from outer space, and immediately gained super-human powers.  Ledfrey decided to use those powers to defend freedom, the American way of life, and of course, to do battle against the most evil super villain, Darth Shortage.  He went to the local K-Mart, bought some tights, a tee-shirt, a hard-hat, and some safety goggles, and immediately became AmocoMan.

In the first episode, AmocoMan rescues Polly Ester from an evil plot by Darth Shortage to tie up the oil industry with so much paperwork that it could no longer drill for oil. Darth’s plot — to create a terrible oil shortage and end civilization as we know it – was foiled by AmocoMan’s daring problem solving.

The Rope

May 5th, 2010 by John Feehery

It was Lenin who said:  “The Capitalists will sell us the rope with which we will hang them.”

A Washington corollary might be:  “The Capitalists will give us the campaign contributions from which we will hang them.”

The headline in one of the newspaper articles brought that thought to my mind:  “Obama biggest recipient of BP campaign contributions.”

British Petroleum gave more money to Barack Obama than to any other candidate in the last election.  Obama’s spokesman, Mr. Gibbs, said that the President is going to keep the Administration’s boot on the throat of BP, paraphrasing his Interior Secretary.

I didn’t realize that the Administration had a boot nor did I realize that BP had a throat.  Sounds kind of kinky to me.  But I digress.

Earlier this year, it was revealed that the Administration was filing criminal charges and civil charges against Goldman-Sachs, the erstwhile and formerly very powerful investment bank.

Goldman is charged with the high crime of making a lot of money at the expense of a lot of suckers.  That they didn’t tell the suckers that they were suckers seems to be the chief of allegation against them.