Posts Tagged ‘Bible’

What Mitt Should Have Said

June 3rd, 2011 by John Feehery

It is great to be here in New Hampshire.

I am not going to kid you. I need to win New Hampshire if I have any chance of winning the nomination to be President.

I have no chance in Iowa. Believe me. I know. Those folks hate me. I sprinkled that state with millions of dollars the last time I ran, and they weren’t buying what I was selling.

So, I have to win here.

I am not going to pull a Guiliani and wait until Florida. What an idiot! I hear he is back up here, nosing around. I hope Rudy runs. I hope he brings his third wife too. That plays well with the family values crowd.

I hear Sarah Palin is visiting the state too. I really hope she runs. She will get all of those tea-party votes that I will never get. I would rather she split the crazy vote so Pawlenty doesn’t win.

The Tea Party doesn’t like me very much. Well, screw ‘em. These guys don’t have the balls to call themselves Republican anymore. Most of these Tea Party organizations are run by flim-flam artists who are trying to find get rich quick schemes.

Burning the Koran

September 8th, 2010 by John Feehery

Rev. Terry Jones

A couple of decades ago (man, I am getting old), I remember watching the Cubs game (which was unusual for me, because I am a Sox fan), when I saw a couple of hippies run out onto Dodger’s Stadium (where they were playing)  and attempt to set fire to an American flag.  Rick Monday, the Cubs center-fielder, swooped in the snatch the flag from the rabble-rousers, saving the day and America’s honor.

At the time, America was down in the dumps.  It was 1976, and while we were celebrating America’s Bicentennial, we were also dealing with the aftermath of Watergate, Viet Nam, and the start of a stalling economy beset by both high inflation and creeping unemployment.  When Monday saved the symbol of American freedom, it was a special moment, perhaps a turning point in the American psyche.  Monday was quoted saying once, “If you are going to burn the flag, don’t burn it around me.”  It was a great quote, because the Cubs center-fielder acknowledged that while in America, people have the right to do stupid things like the burn the flag, citizens also have the right to oppose them.